1) How would Jack Sparrow describe you to a friend?
- Why Don't You Get A Job? (The Offspring)

oi now he's the last bugger 2 talk



2) What do you like about Will Turner?
- Surfin' Bird (The Ramones)

bird? would that b Sparrow or Swann? and i didn't know they could surf...huh i guess u really do learn sumfin new evry day



3) What do you think is the purpose of Pirates of the Caribbean?
- Down Payment Blues (AC/DC)

somehow i don't quite think so



4) What do you think Elizabeth thinks about often?
- Black Limousine (Rolling Stones)

yeah i'll bet she does



5) What is 3-2?
- Rats In The Cellar (Aerosmith)

ew gross call pest control...and a new maths teacher i think the current 1 might b defective



6) How do you spell "rum"?
- Reject (Green Day)

now i aint ever found a dictionary that spells it quite like that b4



7) What does Will Turner think of you?
- Up To My Neck In You (AC/DC)

the hell u r! NOT GONNA HAPPEN.....now if a certain deliciously drunken Captain would make the same offer...hhmmmmmmmmmmm



8) What does James Norrington think of you?
- Beat On The Brat (The Ramones)

hey! i'll have you up 4 assault mate!



9) What does Elizabeth Swann think of you?
- Please Take Me Home (Blink 182)

y r u paraletic or something? i thought Jack was supposed 2 b the alcoholic



10) What does Davy Jones think of you?
- Kiwi (Maroon 5)

OI! i'm from AUSTRALIA not New Zealand



11) What does Beckett think of you?
- From The Inside (Linkin Park)

inside of what? ....hopefully it's not the kraken




12) What does Barbossa think of you?
- Come On (Rolling Stones)

yeah come on somebody shut her up already!



13) What does Sao Feng think of you?
- Clown Prince - Trials Remix (Hilltop Hoods)

hey thats clown PRINCESS thank you not very much



14) If Gibbs were telling a tale about ye, how would it go?
- The Only One (Evanescence)

the only story worth hearing about... NOT!



15) If Will was saving your life, what would play in the background?
- All Along (The Offspring)

along what?



16) If Jack was kissing you, what would play in the background?
- Ventilator Blues (Rolling Stones)

yes air would be good right about now........on 2nd thought maybe i'll just stay here..mmmmmmm goooooood



17) If you were fatally wounded and dying in the maelstrom, instead of Will, what would you have play through Jack's mind as he tried to decide whether to save you or make himself immortal?
- Rock Show (Grinspoon)

dude it was centuries ago they hadn't even INVENTED rock shows yet duh!



18) If you died and went down the the Dutchman, what would play in the background with the war not over as Jack and Liz floated away?
- All You Have To Do (Jet)

is what?



19) If Sao Feng had kissed you like he kissed Elizabeth, what would be going through your mind?
- Torture Me (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

ugh if u ask me that what hes already doing! gross



20) What do you think of Ragetti and Pintel?
- Heat (50 Cent)

um a world of NO



21) What does the Kraken think of you?
- Unwind (Pink)

it thinks im stressed? go figure



22) You ask Captain Teague to play something on his guitar for you. Anything. He plays...
- What's My Name? (The Clash)

heh maybe he got amnesia



23) You are fighting the Kraken. What plays in the background?
- I'm Free (Rolling Stones)

woohoo i knew i'd get away



24) Oh no! Barbossa is attacking the Interceptor! Where has the Turner piece of the Aztec gold gone?
- Holidays In The Sun (Sex Pistols)

hey everyone needs a break sumtime even little round bits of metal



25) What is the purpose of the nine pieces of eight?
- Songbird (Bernard Fanning)

ummm ok



26) Why is the rum gone?
- On My Own (Three Days Grace)

cuz i drank tha whole lot all by my self



27) How do you feel about the Willizabeth shipping?
- Gun For Hire (Grinspoon)

yeah cuz i'd luv 2 shoot whoeva thought of that




28) How do you feel about the Sparrabeth shipping?
- Out Of Time (Rolling Stones)

ha NEVER out of time!



29) How do you feel about Pirates of the Caribbean in general?
- Savin' Me (Nickelback)

uh how does that work?



30) Do you think that there should be a Pirates 4?
- Hope (Thirsty Merc)

yep still hopin' not that its gonna do much good



31) What will happen in Pirates 4 if there is one?
- It Won't Take Long (Rolling Stones)

what wont take long?



32) Where does Jack's compass point for you?
- Closer (Nine Inch Nails)

closer to what exactly?



33) What would your wedding in the POTC maelstrom be like?
- Death Of A Martian (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

huh? dude wtf? its a wedding not a funeral



34) If Davy Jones asked you to join his crew, how would you answer?
- Can't Repeat (The Offspring)

guess it was a one time only offer




35) If you were marooned, how would that go?
- Walking Contradiction (Green Day)

rrrrriiiiiiiight that was helpful




36) The Pelegosto cannibals want to eat you! What happens next?
- Rock N Roll High School (The Ramones)

oooooh yeah i got it! i'll knock em out with a giant maths book that i got from SCHOOL then when they're all unconcious i'll ROLL them all off a really HIGH cliff with really sharp pointy ROCKS at the bottom!...... right now thats fixed all i gotta do is figure out how to get off this stupid island..hmmmmmm that could be an issue



37) You become captain of a ship named the...
- Especially In Michigan (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

well bugger if that aint the daftest name for a ship i ever heard



38) When you are stuck in the doldrums between the worlds of the living and the dead and you can't figure out how to get back to the living world, you say...
- Swallow My Pride (The Ramones)

yeah right ok and thats gonna help....how exactly?



39) You walk into a room and find that the POTC cast and crew have been waiting for you! What plays in the background?
- Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment (The Ramones)

well i suppose it would b kinda a bit shocked wouldn't ya?



40) What will you title this journal entry/quiz?
- Rocks Off (Rolling Stones)

of all the bloody things why did it have 2 b that?